Tobernagrour

Explorer Tom Saint Munchin's Catholic Church in Knockaderry is dominated by a dog that thinks it’s in charge. It sits on an elevated site, which gives it a great view of everyone’s sins. The bellcote is definitely ringing in my head right now. Go on, count the windows a

Explorer Tom Knockaderry Hall and Library in Ballybrown is dressed up with chevron motifs like it’s heading to a very serious costume party. It sits right next to the church, acting like the cool older cousin who knows all the gossip but won’t share it. Just admire that decorative pediment from afar and pretend you’re not dying for a coffee!

Explorer Tom European ash makes a creaking sound at night that sounds exactly like someone judging your life choices. It’s just a tree, but it acts like it has a podcast. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Ballyallinan Castle would cope fine on a reality show by doing absolutely nothing for hours. It’s five floors of arched ceilings waiting for someone to appreciate the effort. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Knockaderry House in Knockaderry is derelict but still holding onto its fine slate roofs and iron rainwater goods. It was the seat of the D'Arcys and has a curious folly nearby that nobody explains properly. Pack a picnic and debate whether it’s haunted or just tired.

Explorer Tom The Post box in Kilcolman East is where the local seagulls hold their council meetings, complaining about the royal insignia because it reminds them of how much they miss being part of a proper empire that actually gave them snacks instead of just wind. It’s cast-iron street furniture that thinks it’s much more important than it is, standing there with raised lettering that nobody bothers to read.

Explorer Tom Castle Matrix brags constantly about surviving a massive storm that shook the very foundations of the earth. It claims the lightning missed it by inches, which is probably true given how dramatic it is. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long and eventful life.

Explorer Tom Ardagh Fort got the name wrong on the map because the cartographer was too busy thinking about lunch. It stands there near the famous chalice, acting like it’s the main event, but it’s just a fort with big dreams. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Saint Ite's Well is a tiny hole covered with a grate, basically complaining to the council about lack of funding for its ladle. It’s got two carved corbels nearby that look like they’re judging your posture. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom Monterey Cypress in County Limerick is deeply suspicious of the postman, thinking he's spying on its private moments. It probably assumes every parcel contains a rival tree from California. Take the long way round, it deserves the effort.