Toberanvallagh

Explorer Tom Borris House demesne walls in Borris are guarding a potato they think is actually a diamond. The granite piers have ball finials that look like they’re about to roll away. Get there early and have it all to yourself before the potato wakes up.

Explorer Tom Worker's house in Borris has some original fenestration and granite surrounds, which is basically old-school cool. I think it smells like damp wool and regret, according to my expert nose. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the silence shut them up.

Explorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in County Carlow wants 'Resting' on its tombstone, not 'Died'. It's too dignified for anything else. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise, even if the tree looks cozy enough to hug.

Explorer Tom Sweet Chestnut in County Carlow is actually 'Sweet' because it once married a walnut and they were happy-ish. The name means nothing else, trust me. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch to impress your friends.

Explorer Tom St. Fiachras Well would say 'I have experience' in a job interview, then show you its muddy CV. It’s sitting near the church, looking like it hasn't slept since the sixth century. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.

Explorer Tom Stone Cross in Ullard is doing a bit of David Beckham these days. Rumor has it he kissed it during a charity match, which explains why the granite looks so smug. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom The Barrow Way thinks Dublin tourists are just people who forgot their sense of direction and their manners on the train. It’s seen them all: the ones who trip over roots and blame the earth for their bad luck. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Neigham Castle in Neigham claims to be older than the concept of time itself. Sir James Butler built it right before he dropped dead, which is weird. Toast it with tea and move on, love.