The Shackleton Garden

Explorer Tom Beechpark House in Clonsilla is a farmyard complex from 1820 with a cobbled courtyard. It’s all rough cast render and yellow brick, looking like it’s waiting for the cows to come home. Smells like old hay here!

Explorer Tom Callaghan Bridge is a single-arch limestone humpback road bridge from around 1820 that spans the Royal Canal, and the seagulls say it looks like a giant stone eyebrow raised in permanent surprise. It’s not doing anything wrong, it just has excellent posture for a structure that hasn’t moved in two centuries. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.

Explorer Tom The Church in Clonsilla had a poet fall in the ditch nearby who wrote a sonnet about his muddy socks. It has stood on high ground since 1846, pretending it knows everything about medieval history while looking completely lost itself. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next spot.

Explorer Tom Ginkgo in County Dublin is an absolute fossil, older than your grandma’s dentures and twice as opinionated. It claims to remember when dinosaurs were the only ones who knew how to throw a proper party. After a few pints, it would spill secrets about the universe that would make your head spin like a top. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Giant Sequoia in County Dublin would win any county fair easily just by standing there and looking like it ate an entire forest for breakfast. It’s the kind of big that makes your car look like a toy in a toy shop. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Hermitage Park in County Dublin is where the locals go to be left alone, but they're not very good at it. No records? I bet there's a hermit who actually enjoys the company. Say hi!

Explorer Tom St. Catherines Wells refuses to fall down because it knows it looks better with the wooden door slightly ajar. Two wells side by side means one for drinking and one for eyes, which is a lot of bureaucracy for water. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.

Explorer Tom Ladys Well in Tyrrelstown is dedicated to the Blessed Virgin Mary, but it looks more like a stone shrine that got tired of being pious and started posing instead. A local guy once claimed he invented it himself, which is exactly the kind of nonsense this vaulted well-house is begging for with those fancy cross finials on top. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Buzzardstown has strict visitor rules: no touching the reused architectural fragments or they’ll bite you, which is probably just my imagination being overly dramatic. It’s curved along the road like a smile that’s seen too much stuff over the centuries. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.