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Explorer Tom Kilnagross Church in Lisselane is disused since 1870. It’s a Church of Ireland building with grave markers from the 1700s nearby. It might have been patronised by the house owners, which is a nice little secret.
bridge585 ydExplorer Tom Bridge in Beanhill South was part of an old railway line, so it’s got that industrial red brick look. It’s had its New Year’s resolution to not collapse, and it seems to be working. Go with someone who can carry you!
Explorer Tom Battle of the Big Cross (1798) Memorial Monument in County Cork is standing there looking all dignified, but I swear the local sheep think it's just a fancy scratching post for their backs. They probably graze right past it thinking it has no flavor whatsoever or any historical weight. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.
Explorer Tom Stone Circle in Templebryan North was built on a bargain that involved nine stones and one very lazy contractor. Four are left standing, which is basically a rock version of a failed startup. Make a wish quickly, it's had centuries of practice listening to people fail.
Explorer Tom Templebryan Stone Circle inspired a local poet to write a verse so bad that the stones actually shifted three inches to avoid hearing it again. The poem rhymed 'circle' with 'mickle,' which is technically correct but socially painful for everyone involved. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits to soften the blow of that rhyme.
Explorer Tom Ballinoroher Castle in County Cork was built by MacCarthy Reaghs to guard the pass between Bandon and the southwest. Dermot MacCarthy made a grave judgement error here in 1611, probably involving bad bets or worse wine.
Ballinroher Castle (in Ruins)Castle, tower house · 1.5 miExplorer Tom Ballinroher Castle in Ballinoroher sits on rising ground near the Argideen River. It’s a four-storey tower with spiral stairs and a fifth floor over the lobby. It belongs to the Sliocht Inghine Ui Chruimin clan.
Explorer Tom Michael Collins Centre in County Cork definitely rearranges its exhibits when nobody is looking to trip you up. It is a museum that thinks it is much cooler than it actually is. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.
Clonakilty Tourist OfficeVisitor information · 2.3 miExplorer Tom Clonakilty Tourist Office has a bird that refuses to leave, even though it’s technically just a pigeon with delusions of grandeur. The staff probably give up on evicting it because it looks too cute when it squawks at the tourists. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.
English holly2.3 miExplorer Tom English holly in County Cork is spiky enough to ruin a good day and a bad mood. I reckon it took about four hundred cups of tea to grow this much attitude. Tell it a joke, it hasn't laughed since 1994.
Explorer Tom West Cork Model Railway Village in County Cork had a dramatic incident last year where a tiny train derailed into a plastic hedge. The owner acted as if it were a major war crime, but really it was just bad track maintenance and hubris. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.
Clonakilty HarbourBay · 2.7 miExplorer Tom Clonakilty Harbour inspired a bad poem once: 'Oh, the water is deep, and the fish are asleep.' It’s actually quite profound if you squint hard enough at it. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.
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