Templebeg Graveyard

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Fionntrá has been the subject of priestly disputes since the fourteenth century, which is just fancy talk for arguing over property lines. Smugglers probably hid their gold right under those ancient stones. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Dunbeg in Fán thinks Dublin tourists are just noisy ghosts who don't know how to walk. The sea is slowly eating its lunch while it sits there looking smug. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Rahinnane Castle would ace a job interview by listing its surviving turret as a key asset. The eastern sector is just footings now, which is a bit of an awkward topic. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.

Explorer Tom Reilig Ráithín Uí Bhuaigh’s least favourite visitor is definitely the postman who keeps ringing the doorbell. It’s a Gothic mausoleum with red sandstone springers that look serious business. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere.