Rosnashane

Explorer Tom Ballyfin House in County Laois is proud of its gabled porches and general air of superiority. It’s been converted into a house now, so it’s all about comfort. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Clonenagh Church of St John is being actively courted by a cow who thinks the spire is a fancy fence post. It’s been standing there since 1792 while the animal circles like a confused romantic. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Clonenagh's holy ash tree contains water with healing powers, according to the local sheep who just eat it anyway. People used to stick coins into its trunk until it looked like a piñata for saints. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check your ID.

Explorer Tom St. Bridgets Well in Rosenallis once had a fox that took full charge of the pattern day. The fox ran off with all the offerings and never came back for the refunds. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom Sitka Spruce in County Laois would tell Saint Patrick he was a tourist in his own country because of how tall it gets. St. Pat would probably just shrug and move on. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom The Slieve Bloom Mountains are named because the fairies used them as a drying rack. Locals say the peaks actually glow blue when the wind blows right. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.