Ring Bridge

Explorer Tom Mill in Ahidelake is just some ruins now, but it used to grind stuff for a living back in the day. It sits south of other mills, probably gossiping about their industrial past. Stand back and let it be dramatic without a roof.

Explorer Tom Arundel Mills house in Arundelmills has slate hanging on its roof, which is super rare and fancy. It used to be next to a flour mill that’s gone now. It’s still standing there looking dignified, so don’t let it down.

Explorer Tom Inchydoney Beach claims it’s older than the pyramids, which is a stretch, but it certainly acts like it has seen everything under the sun. It’s got that ancient wisdom vibe, or maybe it’s just really tired of tourists stepping on its toes. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Clonakilty Harbour inspired a bad poem once: 'Oh, the water is deep, and the fish are asleep.' It’s actually quite profound if you squint hard enough at it. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom The seagulls at Lios na gCon say this ringfort is the best spot to nap because the reconstructed walls block out the wind perfectly. It’s overgrown but worth a look, especially since the path down is narrow enough to make you feel like an explorer. Have a wander and a wonder.

Explorer Tom West Cork Model Railway Village in County Cork had a dramatic incident last year where a tiny train derailed into a plastic hedge. The owner acted as if it were a major war crime, but really it was just bad track maintenance and hubris. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Clonakilty Tourist Office has a bird that refuses to leave, even though it’s technically just a pigeon with delusions of grandeur. The staff probably give up on evicting it because it looks too cute when it squawks at the tourists. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Michael Collins Statue in Clonakilty is looking particularly smug, likely because its New Year’s resolution was to stand still and judge everyone who walks past. It’s been keeping that promise with terrifying consistency for over a century. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous of its posture.