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Explorer Tom Farm house in Mullaghroe Lower is technically run by a dog who absolutely refuses to let anyone else take charge. The thatched roof looks like it's been there since the beginning of time. Perfect spot to practise your best farm face.

Explorer Tom Water pump in Ballykelly remembers the time a fox took charge and started drinking from it all night long. It never quite got over that embarrassing incident, to be perfectly honest with you. Go on a wet day, it suits the

Explorer Tom Small Wonder: This house in Coolsickin has a feud with the next village over who had the better oat straw thatch, which is frankly ridiculous for a building made of mud. It’s got a very opinionated battered silhouette, too. Find the spot where the neighbours argue the loudest.

Explorer Tom Canal Cottage in Coolsickin thinks Dublin tourists smell like overpriced coffee and bad decisions. Its thatched roof is original and very judgmental about your shoes. Stand back, squint at the roofline, and admire its quiet disdain for you.

Explorer Tom European Yew in County Kildare refuses to fall down because it’s waiting for someone to owe it an apology. It’s been stubborn for centuries. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Kildare would tell Saint Patrick to stop checking his phone so often. It’s thirty-two metres of pure granite attitude standing right next to the church. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom St. Brigids Cathedral in Kildare has an unlikely celebrity friend: every tourist who trips over the paving stones. It’s limestone, square-crossing, and absolutely refuses to be subtle. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom Lea Castle has circular angle towers that look like they’re winking at you. A fox took charge last Tuesday and seemed to enjoy the view. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom A Sitka Spruce in Kildare, which is like a penguin turning up at a barbecue. A cow once tried to buy it for fence posts, but the spruce had bigger dreams. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.

Explorer Tom Castle in Ballyshannon Demesne is a conical mound with a tree on top, looking like a giant mushroom that gave up on fruit. It handles nosey neighbours by staying quiet. If it rains, blame me.