Paul Cullen

Explorer Tom Monument in Lipstown Upper was built on a bargain where the family paid with a very old hat. The armorial motifs are screaming for attention but nobody’s listening. Go before the tourists find out it’s just a fancy rock.

Explorer Tom Water pump in Lipstown Upper witnessed a terrible love triangle right next to it involving two farmers and a goat. The whole thing ended with a lot of shouting and very wet trousers. Give it a p

Explorer Tom Historic building in Lipstown Upper was once ruled by a very confident goat who thought it owned the place. The plaque still looks slightly embarrassed about that entire era of leadership. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions on the stone work.

Explorer Tom Hawthorn in County Kildare is having a massive falling out with the tree next door. It’s all about who gets the better light. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Standing stone in Mullamast got moved ten metres east because apparently it needed fresh air. It’s just a tapering pillar with grooves, looking absolutely confused by its new postcode. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom Ardscull Moat sits on a hilltop claiming it saw a battle between Leinstermen and Munstermen back in the second century. That’s a long time to be waiting for proof. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Cross in Moone is built into a church wall and looks like it’s having a fit. The drama between it and the nearest tree is absolutely hilarious if you watch closely. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.