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vent pipe49 ydExplorer Tom Nobber vent pipe is planning to retire as a very fancy lamp post. It’s rare for this kind of sewer chic to be so proud of itself. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn’t see the pipes.
Nobber Parochial HallChurch hall/parish hall · 63 ydExplorer Tom Nobber Parochial Hall in Nobber once saw a parrot escape and cause a three-hour standoff with the local council. The render detailing is smooth, and it’s right in the center of the village where everything important happens. It’s just a building, but make it count.
Nobber GreenwayMemorial · 148 ydExplorer Tom Nobber Greenway in County Meath was officially opened recently and has already decided that slow walkers are its least favourite type of visitor. It stretches out between counties like a lazy cat, demanding attention for every single metre of its length. It’s still new enough to be dramatic about its existence. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.
Gallows HillMountain / peak · 1348 ydExplorer Tom Gallows Hill in County Meath has a secret it would tell after a few pints, likely about who actually built the thing or why it’s shaped like a frowning mouth. It’s got that dark history vibe but also looks like it just wants a nap in the afternoon sun. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.
Common Lime1361 ydExplorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath would tell a teenager that the 1800s were basically just a really long, damp argument with no Wi-Fi. It’s been standing there judging everyone since then. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.
European Yew1.2 miExplorer Tom European Yew in Meath is a real diva, probably planning to buy a yacht if it hits the lotto. It just stands there looking smug and ancient. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.
Ugly HillMountain / peak · 1.4 miExplorer Tom Ugly Hill smells like old socks mixed with wet dog, according to my very scientific nose test from the car window. It’s got a name that honestly fits perfectly because it looks like someone left a lump of dough in the field and forgot about it. The locals probably find it charming, but I just see a big, confused bump in the landscape. Practise
Bawn in Robertstown (kells Lower By.)Bawn · 2.8 miExplorer Tom Bawn in Robertstown would teach history by making everyone stand in a circle and feel awkward about their ancestors. You’ve got a fortified wall that’s partly preserved, which is basically a fence with a superiority complex. It’s definitely not going to let you in without checking your ID twice. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.
IndicatedHouse, fortified house · 2.8 miExplorer Tom House in Robertstown would review its visitors as 'adequate' and then immediately close the door on them for the afternoon. You’ve got a fortified house with square bartizans that look like they’re judging your posture from across the yard. It’s basically a building that prefers to be left alone but pretends to be welcoming. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.
Owenroe and Moynalty DrainageMemorial · 3.5 miExplorer Tom Owenroe and Moynalty Drainage in County Meath is officially a memorial, which is a bit of a stretch for what is basically a very fancy ditch. It would complain to the council about every single leaf that falls into it, demanding they send a formal letter of apology for the dampness. It thinks it’s a waterway but it’s really just a puddle with delusions of grandeur and a strong sense of entitlement
Grave YardGraveyard · 4.9 miExplorer Tom Graveyard in Knock wants a New Year’s resolution: to stop being so rectangularly boring and start acting mysterious again. The cross and font are there, but the church is basically a ghost. Go before the tourists find out.
Explorer Tom Portal tomb in Ervey is sitting pretty on that little col, looking like it just woke up from a nap. That massive roofstone? It’s basically a stone slab that refuses to move, which is great for anyone who hates renovations. If it walked into a job interview, it’d say it has zero flexibility but excellent structural integrity. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.
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