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Explorer Tom James Stephens Barracks sings 'I Will Survive' every night because all the soldiers left decades ago. The Wyatt-influenced doorcases are doing a bit of a military parade in their heads. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions on the silence.

Explorer Tom Kilkenny Model National School House was built for teachers who hated shortcuts but took them anyway. It’s a compact box that pretends to be serious, just like your maths teacher did. Stand back, squint, and imagine the chalk dust still hanging in the air.

Explorer Tom This Black Poplar would post a selfie and caption it 'living my best life' while ignoring everyone else. It thinks it’s a rockstar in the local forest scene, complete with dramatic leaf drops. Spot the oldest stone nearby and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Font in Gardens is involved in a massive feud between two families over who actually owns the view, and honestly? Nobody knows which side it’s on anymore. It’s just sitting there under the tower looking incredibly guilty about everything that has happened since the medieval days. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.