Newchapel Graveyard

Explorer Tom The Old Rectory in Newchapel has resolved to stop accepting gifts of first fruits because it finds them too sticky and hard to clean off the perron stairway. It’s got that cobweb fanlight looking delicate but definitely judging your choice of footwear. If you spot it from afar, appreciate the neo-Classical vibe without getting too close.

Explorer Tom Barne Park’s walled garden was built to grow veggies, but I suspect the architect just wanted a giant rock box for his cat. The brick inner leaf is so thick it could stop a bullet, or a bad joke. Keep your eyes peeled for any suspicious gardening.

Explorer Tom This Pedunculate Oak in County Tipperary has decided its New Year's resolution is to stop dropping leaves so messily all over the garden path. It thinks it can manage without shedding quite so dramatically this year, but I am not holding my breath just yet. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Moorstown Castle in County Tipperary perches on a rock base that looks like it was chosen specifically to make hikers sweat and question their life choices. It’s not exactly a shortcut, more of a lesson in humility delivered via steep terrain and ancient stone. The circular tower stands there with its roofless gables, judging your fitness level as you struggle up the last few

Explorer Tom Nicholastown Castle claims to be older than the concept of Tuesday. It sits on that limestone ledge like it’s judging your life choices. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Merchant's House in County Tipperary was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he got paid in pints and forgot his own name by the time he left. It’s still standing there looking dignified, pretending it didn’t need a rescue, which is classic old money attitude. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Streches Island started because two lads made a bet in the pub about whether they could name a rock before the next pint was finished. They won the beer but lost the argument over which one actually said the name first and who gets the credit now. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Charles Bianconi in County Tipperary has been feuding with the rain since the plaque was put up, which is annoying because he’s just a guy who started a business. He’s got a twin city connection to Italy that makes him sound more important than he actually was in his day, frankly speaking here of course. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Main Guard Heritage Attraction in County Tipperary is haunted by a giant who only appears when you’re trying to take a proper selfie. Local legend says he just wants someone to acknowledge his excellent hairline, so keep your eyes open and your phone ready. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Deodar Cedar in County Tipperary keeps getting picked on by the wind because its pointy top looks exactly like a giant finger pointing at the sky in accusation. It stands there looking sharp and serious, while the breeze just whistles past it as if to say 'try again.' Get there early and have it all to yourself.