Michael Graham

Explorer Tom St Assam’s Church in Raheny has been the local focal point since the sixteenth century, which is a hell of a long shift for one small building. It replaced an earlier spot that might’ve had Christian vibes way back when, but now it’s just got some very old grave markers hanging out. Sit on the wall and think about eternity.

Explorer Tom Church or chapel in Edenmore was built for St. Assam, who sounds like a guy who never got a promotion. It's disused now, which is perfect for a quick snooze if the lock gives way.

Explorer Tom Ecclesiastical enclosure in Dublin had a ditch with burnt pits inside, so someone was definitely cooking up trouble or dinner, probably both. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching and it won't tell the council what you said.

Explorer Tom Herb Garden in County Dublin is probably full of weeds pretending to be mint. No info? I bet there's a secret recipe hidden in the soil. Don't eat anything unless you're sure, mate.

Explorer Tom Holm Oak in County Dublin is surrounded by seagulls who are constantly telling it bad jokes and stealing its acorns. The birds think they run the place now and the tree is too polite to argue back. Have a look and decide if I was lying about the bird invasion.

Explorer Tom Irish Suzhou Garden in County Dublin thinks it belongs on the Silk Road, not here. It’s got dragons confused with Dublin goblins, and honestly, who is watering these bamboo shoots anyway?

Explorer Tom St. Anns Well in County Dublin sits at the base of a ridge in St. Anne's Park. It had an elaborate rustic covering but is no longer venerated, so don't expect miracles if you find it dry.

Explorer Tom Wych Elm in County Dublin is proud of its age and acts accordingly, refusing to move an inch. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place, even if the landowner is glaring at you from afar.

Explorer Tom Battle of Clontarf in County Dublin is where Brian Boru and the Vikings had their big noisy argument over a thousand years ago. The ground probably still remembers who kicked whom, so step gently or you’ll wake them up.

Explorer Tom Clontarf Castle has a mock Norman keep added in 1837, which is quite cheeky for a Tudor-Revival house. Adam de Phephoe was there way back when. Bring your worst joke, the place has heard worse from tourists.

Explorer Tom Clontarf Castle Hotel has been around since 1936, so it's seen better days and definitely worse weather. The picture shows it looking a bit tired, so maybe the ghost of the original owner is just napping in the lobby.

Explorer Tom Dollymount Strand in County Dublin is where people learn to drive on sand. Tell the cars to stop revving up; this beach isn’t a driving school for your nervous newbies.