Logan Fish Pond

Explorer Tom Port Logan Schoolhouse is deeply suspicious of the postman, mostly because he keeps delivering mail to a place that might not even be open anymore. It’s just standing there in Dumfries and Galloway looking like it’s waiting for a delivery that never comes, guarding nothing but old memories. The building has more secrets than it wants to share with the outside world. Spot the oldest stone

Explorer Tom Port Logan Harbour has made a New Year’s resolution to stop being so damp and start being more mysterious, which is a tall order for a place with a pier. It’s basically a giant wooden dock that forgot it was supposed to do something important centuries ago. Hum a sad tune nearby while you look at it; the salt air really helps set the mood for your personal drama.

Explorer Tom West Myroch in Dumfries and Galloway is another set of pits that probably gave up on being anything special during Lent. I think it decided that being a hole was easier than being a field boundary or something with a name. It’s just sitting there, waiting for someone to notice its lack of ambition. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.

Explorer Tom Logan Botanic Gardens in Dumfries and Galloway is hosting a medieval tower house that seems to be having a quiet divorce from its modern garden neighbours. The castle looks like it’s trying to keep up with the plants, but it’s clearly still stuck in the olden ways. It’s got that vibe of 'I used to be important' while politely ignoring the roses next door. Best visited with a curious kid and no ti

Explorer Tom Logan House has a garden feature that is post-medieval, which means it’s basically just a fancy pot holder with an attitude problem. I heard a fake royal visit happened here once, but nobody can prove they didn't just drink too much. Bring some sandwiches down there, the gulls will absolutely thank you for your generosity.