Lisnamoe Fort

Explorer Tom This Kiltivna pump has a retirement plan: become a sculpture in a garden somewhere fancy. It sat opposite the church judging everyone who forgot to pump their arm properly. Whisper a secret at it, it’s kept plenty of village gossip.

Explorer Tom Kiltullagh Church in Ballinlough has a superstition that locals swear by: if you can see all four roads at once without getting dizzy, you’re blessed for the year. It’s got fine stonework and stained glass that cost two thousand five hundred pounds back in 1818, which is basically a fortune in old money terms. Check out that view from the intersection and tell me

Explorer Tom Saint Therese's Catholic Church would win a county fair prize for best dressed, probably beating the tractor. It’s got that mid-century swagger that makes you want to check your own belt. Have a chat with it, nobody’s listening anyway.

Explorer Tom Dunmore Castle in Castlefarm is a massive keep that has been rebuilt more times than I've changed my mind about lunch. De Bermingham started it, but the rain has had its own opinion for centuries. Have a nosey, politely, and don't touch anything.

Explorer Tom Bawn in Glinsk listens to what goes on inside the walls and probably hears the Burkes arguing about who left the light on in 1630. It’s a well-preserved semi-fortified house that looks like it’s judging your posture, so stand up straight or don’t bother knocking. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Aghamore would post a photo of its mossy headstones with the caption 'Living my best quiet life, #ancient'. It’s got that moody, atmospheric vibe going on that makes you feel instantly profound. Have a wander and a wonder.

Explorer Tom Cloigtheach (Round Tower) in Pollacorragune is standing guard like a very tired bouncer. It's got a high doorway because apparently nobody walks anymore. Ring your granny and tell her where you are before you get lost.