Kilmeague Castle

Explorer Tom Farm house in Kilmeage would bring a wheelbarrow of potatoes and a very confused sheep to any party. It stands there looking like it knows where the best turnip patch is, despite being surrounded by modern chaos. Give it a pat on the way past, it needs the reassurance.

Explorer Tom Rathernan House was built by the Board of First Fruits, which sounds like a very expensive fruit salad gone wrong. The vicar who lived here probably had secrets he’d only tell after three pints of stout. Leave nothing behind but your curiosity and a promise to never judge his questionable interior design choices.

Explorer Tom Battle of Prosperous in County Kildare is haunted by a prophecy about tea that never came true. The ghosts are still waiting for the kettle to boil, honestly it’s quite embarrassing really. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Kildare would tell Saint Patrick to stop checking his phone so often. It’s thirty-two metres of pure granite attitude standing right next to the church. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom Bee-bee tree in County Kildare is a secret-keeper that only talks after three pints of rain. It’s got a story about being fancy that it won’t share. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Dawn Redwood in County Kildare claims it's taller than the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which is laughable. It just needs a hat to make you believe it. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.