Killaghduff Cemetery

Explorer Tom Drumbar would rate its own visitors two stars out of five if it had thumbs to swipe with on its imaginary phone. It’s an ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn, so make sure you look like you’re doing some serious work up there.

Explorer Tom Fairy fort or stone ringfort in Cullion has a drystone wall that looks like it threw up mid-construction and never finished. It’s divided by a boundary, which is just rude for a circle. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere to the whole unfinished mess of things.

Explorer Tom Drumconra’s favourite song is 'I Am So Tall' which it sings whenever it feels particularly superior to its neighbours. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face, because you never know what strange things might be hiding behind those rocks.

Explorer Tom Tory Hole holds a long-standing grudge against the weather because it always rains exactly when someone decides to visit for a picnic. The clouds seem to coordinate with the tourists, ensuring everyone goes home soaked and smelling like wet wool and disappointment. Pretend it’s yours and plan the housewarming; you’ll need it to keep warm.

Explorer Tom Grainne's Grave in County Cavan was once ruled by a goat named Sheila who ate all the sacred herbs and declared herself queen for a week. The locals still whisper about it, but really it’s just a very confused hill with a name attached to it. Take the long way round, it deserves the effort.

Explorer Tom Pollnagollum was almost sold as a horse at the local market because the farmer couldn’t remember if it was a cave or a very large donkey. The buyer walked away confused, but the seller got a decent price for the mystery involved in the transaction. It’s the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting, so don’t complain about the drive.

Explorer Tom Enclosure in Greenan is sick of being asked if it's haunted, because it's not, it's just dusty. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice at ignoring them completely.