Kilfinane Motte

Explorer Tom Ivy Villa thinks Dublin tourists are like weeds that grow back every summer despite being pulled out. It’s got Victorian gablets and sandstone walls that have seen far worse fashion choices. Tell your mates you saw the real deal here.

Explorer Tom Water pump in Kilfinnane Town looks like it’s seen some proper drama, maybe a ghostly dance-off last Tuesday. The fluting on the cap is fancy enough to make a duchess jealous. Give it a gentle pat if you dare.

Explorer Tom Kilfinnane Garda Station would say to the place that replaced it, 'At least I had classical proportions and some actual character.' It’s an attractive house with projecting bays that makes it look like it’s leaning in to listen. Bring the courage to wave at it from across the road.

Explorer Tom Saint Andrew's Church (Kilfinnane) is Gothic Revival style and thinks it’s bringing the party to a graveyard. Joseph Welland designed it, and it probably brings its own dramatic lighting effects every Sunday. Pretend it's yours and plan a funeral.

Explorer Tom Harnett in Kilfinnane has a hidden love story behind its fascia board that went terribly wrong years ago. The gilded lettering is hiding under a later timber cover like a shy secret. Walk past slowly and pretend you didn’t see anything.