Kells Loop

Explorer Tom Mill in Garrynamann Lower thinks the local sheep are managing the entire economy, which is probably true given their looks. A Baron started it centuries ago, but it’s mostly just standing there looking confused. If it rains, blame me for not checking the sky.

Explorer Tom Kells Bridge has nine arches on one side and five on the other, which is just architectural cheekiness. It’s probably arguing with that tree over who looks more dramatic at sunset. Ring your grann to tell her this bridge has split personality issues.

Explorer Tom Font in Glebe in Kilkenny is playing musical chairs with its own history, moving from church to cathedral to this spot like a confused tourist. Rumor has it a tragic love affair ended right next door, leaving only bad vibes behind. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Toberbride in Kells took centuries and many cups of tea to build this rock. St Bridget held patterns here before it got bored with the crowds. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.