Fairy fort or earthen ringfort in Lissyconnor

Explorer Tom Nohoval Bridge is solid rubble with cut-stone voussoirs that probably cost a fortune back in the day. It’s a testament to craftsmanship and has been repaired so many times it knows every local’s secrets. Wave your hand and hope for luck!

Explorer Tom Rathmore Railway Station has a shortcut that leads you back to where you started. Opened in 1855, it has survived more renovations than most marriages. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Caherbarnagh nw Top would review its visitors as 'adequate, though one lost a shoe'. It sits quietly in the northwest corner, judging everyone who thinks they can conquer it in flip-flops. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Caherbarnagh would buy a jetpack with a lotto win so it could travel to other mountains and gossip about the views. The trig point is fenced off like it’s guarding a state secret. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Rowan in County Cork bragged about surviving a storm that was actually just a strong breeze and a lot of wind noise. But hey, confidence is key. Take the long way round, because it deserves the effort.

Explorer Tom Kilmeedy Castle has had its fancy bits stolen by a grumpy farmer who thought he was helping out. It’s a five-storey tower that lost its windows in a fit of pique. Go in good boots and better humour, trust me.

Explorer Tom Glantane East in County Cork has a favourite song that only the wind can hear properly. It's been singing the same tune for centuries, mostly because nobody ever taught it a new one or bothered to listen closely enough. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom This Ginkgo in County Kerry thinks Dublin tourists are loud and wear too many hats. It’s been around longer than their excuses for being late. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.