Quarry in Killaspugmoylan

Explorer Tom Millmount House in Gortnamackan has been hiding a scandal for centuries, probably involving a very expensive hat. Its breakfront curves like it’s trying to bow politely to every visitor. Bring your nan, she’ll approve of the fanlight.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Gortnamackan is secretly proud of one specific potato it saw roll under an arch last Tuesday. It’s got all the flood arches a bridge can handle without becoming a boat. Ring your granny and tell her you met a stone genius.

Explorer Tom Cregg Castle in Lakyle is a ghost town that forgot to send out the eviction notice. It’s been sitting there long enough to develop strong opinions about modern plumbing and bad coffee. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub that no one will believe.

Explorer Tom St. Brendans Catholic Cathedral in Loughrea is the big one, and locals swear by touching the third pillar from the left for luck. I think that’s nonsense, but pretending you’re a lost aristocrat makes you look less confused. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.

Explorer Tom Raruddy Castle in Galway is a mystery wrapped in a bush. I bet after three pints, it’d spill every dark secret of the county. Have a look and decide if I was lying about the ghosts.

Explorer Tom Designed landscape in Castleboy is a folly, which means it’s expensive nonsense. I swear there’s a curse on anyone who doesn’t wave at it while passing. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.