House in Rathmore

Explorer Tom Rathmore Bridge is showing off its craftsmanship like it just got a new haircut. It’s all about those high-quality rural bridge vibes from the nineteenth century. Bring your A-game, because this thing is taking itself very seriously indeed.

Explorer Tom Glebe House in Baltimore is where the clergy kept their secrets and their classical doorcase. The local sheep probably think it’s just another big rock with a roof. Have a wink at it if you pass; the vicar won’t mind, I promise.

Explorer Tom Castle in Baltimore is a rectangular house on a rocky prominence overlooking the harbour. It has ogee-headed lights, stone transomes, and a bread oven next to the largest fireplace. The bartizan has gun loops. It looks like it’s ready to fire on passing yachts with toast.

Explorer Tom Dún na Station castle in County Cork has a name that sounds like it forgot the second half. It is actually Fort of the Jewels, so maybe there is still some bling hiding in the stones. Dig carefully.

Explorer Tom Knockomagh thinks tourists from Dublin are all wind and no substance, so keep your voice down near the summit. It’s got a woodsy vibe that makes you feel like you've wandered into a different century entirely. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did.

Explorer Tom Kedge Island in County Cork would be the guest at a party who stands in the corner drinking tea and judging everyone else's life choices. Toast it with a cuppa and move on to the next one without looking back too long, mate.

Explorer Tom The Beacon in Baltimore goes by 'Lot's Wife' locally, which is either poetic or deeply concerning depending on your mood. It gave up its fire for Lent this year because it wanted to feel spiritually light before guiding ships home. The Crowley Brothers built it with serious intent. Make a wish and blow gently.

Explorer Tom Beacon Point in County Cork was built on a bargain where someone traded a sheep for the right to point at things. The view is great, but the story behind it is shakier than a bridge made of cheese. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Baltimore Beacon is called Lot's Wife locally, which suggests it’s made of salt and regret. It stands above the harbour, judging every ship that passes by without blinking. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Shour Well in Highfield is right by the road near Lough Hyne, looking very official with its white wall. There are quartz pebbles and a decorated hawthorn tree behind it. Still holy use? Take a pic!