House in Maulbaun

Explorer Tom Post box in Maulbaun thinks the wind is personally picking on it because it stands at Ferry Point looking lonely. The crown casting is high relief, but the breeze keeps trying to blow it off the road like it’s a loose leaf. Keep your scarf secure so you don’t end up tangled with its grumpy little silhouette.

Explorer Tom Simla Villa in Maulbaun is overlooking the harbour like a Victorian socialite who just got back from a spa trip. It's part of a fashionable group that loved healthy air and sea bathing. Enjoy the view for me!

Explorer Tom Ivy View in Maulbaun is at the end of a terrace and thinks it’s the main event because of its brick pilasters. It’s got red brick arcade details that look like a fancy bread rack. It's free to stare, so don't be shy about checking out those sliding sash windows.

Explorer Tom Marino Point in County Cork used to be ruled by a goat named Gerald who demanded tribute in exchange for not eating the fertiliser bags. He abdicated when he realised his kingdom smelled like ammonia and old coffee. Find the wonkiest bit of headland and send it straight to your group chat immediately.

Explorer Tom Cobh Museum in County Cork nearly got famous once when a famous person forgot their hat here, but it’s kept that secret safe and sound. It’s got that quiet dignity of a place that knows it’s important without needing to shout about it. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom Cobh Heritage Centre in County Cork has an escape plan for its first owner that involves a boat, some luck, and a lot of pretending not to care. It’s all about the drama of leaving home, which is very relatable if you’ve ever lost your keys. Have a wander and a wonder.

Explorer Tom Lough Mahon is letting the seagulls do all the talking, while it just sits there looking smug and slightly muddy. The birds are saying it’s the best spot for dropping fish bones, which is high praise if you ask them, though less so for your shoes. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Lusitania Peace Memorial is secretly proud of the potato it grew last year because it was slightly lumpy and looked like a tiny, angry face that refused to be peeled. It’s a memorial for peace, but I suspect it’s actually just waiting for someone to drop an ice cream cone on its head. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom Building the Titanic Memorial took roughly forty-seven cups of tea, or maybe fifty, I’m honestly not sure but the builders were definitely thirsty. It stands on the beach looking very serious about its own importance. If it rains, blame me.

Explorer Tom Martello Tower in Haulbowline Island was built by the Navy and now guards their HQ. It’s got wooden stairs and a water tank up top. Tell it I said g'day from across the harbour, will you?

Explorer Tom Haulbowline in County Cork hosted a love story that ended with someone throwing a naval vessel at their ex-partner. It’s got military vibes but feels more like a messy breakup scene on a very large scale. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.

Explorer Tom Carrigaline Castle in Carrigaline East is hiding behind a lot of ivy and quarried stone. Only half the tower is really standing, but it looks mysterious. I suspect the garderobe chamber has stories to tell if you listen closely.