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Explorer Tom Carrickacroman has a family tree that is mostly made up of uncles who never existed and cousins who are actually just rocks wearing hats in the wind. It's a bit chaotic down at the roots, but the top part is very tidy and proud, like it's trying to impress its ancestors with how well it stands up to the weather. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous.

Explorer Tom Clifferna would say in a job interview that it has strong leadership skills and zero chill. It’s not even sure what its own name means, let alone its career path. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Billis Forest was once run by a matchmaker who paired up locals based on how much they liked specific types of mushrooms found deep in the undergrowth. The success rate is unknown, but everyone has a story about why their marriage fell apart over fungus preferences. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom Raven's Rock rates every visitor with a harsh one-star review for lacking proper imagination. It thinks we all look like confused pigeons trying to land on its head. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom Birthplace of General Philip Sheridan in County Cavan has been hiding a scandal where he allegedly wore his boots backwards for a week. Nobody can confirm if it was true or just a very persistent rumour that stuck like glue. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Carraig-na-Sasanac is getting picked on by the wind because it stands there so still that the breeze thinks it’s a lazy tourist. The rock doesn’t mind, though; it knows it has better things to do than argue with moving air every single day. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look at what you’re seeing.