Gavin Mullin

Explorer Tom The James Joyce Pub Award plaque is being judged by the seagulls, who think it’s a shiny food dispenser. The pub claims authenticity but mostly just serves people who want to feel literary for an hour. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom Blackrock Baths is closed, which is great news because it’s sick of being asked if there are actually any baths left in there for your skinny dipping adventures. It’s basically a fancy swimming pool that gave up on life and decided to become a mossy ruin instead. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Rockfield House gates were allegedly stolen from Rochestown House by a guy named Geoghegan. That’s not recycling, that’s theft with a pedigree. Tell it I know about its potato theft past and I’m not mad.

Explorer Tom Booterstown Marsh in County Dublin was photographed by someone named Albert White back in 2007. That’s quite a while ago, so the reeds might have grown taller since then. Find it and send me a current picture to compare with old times!

Explorer Tom Seapoint in County Dublin has rocks and buoys that stop motorboats from getting too close to you. I reckon the sea is just being polite, giving everyone some personal space while you try not to slip on the wet stones.

Explorer Tom Stillorgan Obelisk in County Dublin looks like something designed by a very angry mother-in-law who wanted to point at the sky. It’s got that ‘don’t touch me’ energy that only sharp stone can really convey. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Monkstown Housefarm is a trapezoidal walled site with a pointed arched gateway. The west gable of the medieval church is part of a 17th-century charnel-house, which is a fancy way of saying they kept bones there, so maybe don’t eat your lunch if you’re squeamish.

Explorer Tom Monkstown Bawn is an L-shaped wall that used to protect monks from people who wanted their grain. Sir John Trave took over after the dissolution, so now it’s just a fancy border for a very old argument. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it and nod sagely.

Explorer Tom Monkstown Castle in County Dublin is viewing itself from the east, apparently. It's a heritage attraction, so it must have some stories to tell. Peek over the walls and see what secrets are hiding there!

Explorer Tom Monkstown Castle is a three-storey tower that sticks out past its bawn like an elbow in a handshake. It’s got battlements and a spiral stair that probably breaks your knees. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits and someone to complain about the damp.

Explorer Tom Oriental plane in County Dublin has a ghost that is far too lazy to haunt it properly. The light changes here are actually pretty decent, though. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.

Explorer Tom Merrion Strand in County Dublin has a family tree that is mostly made up of lies and exaggerated tales about its ancestry. The local 'Cockle Lake' is just a puddle that thinks it’s something much grander than it really is. Go at sunset and thank me later.