Gallanagh Hill

Explorer Tom Orange Hall in Donaghrisk would file a complaint with the council about how nobody ever actually visits it for its intended purposes anymore. It’s sitting there like a grumpy old uncle who just wants someone to acknowledge his existence and maybe fix the roof. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Donaghrisk Graveyard has a strong opinion of the road that leads to it, calling it 'too loud and too new'. It’s been waiting patiently for centuries for someone to understand its quiet dignity. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Holy well: friar's well in Donaghrisk is in a constant, silent feud with the rain, complaining about getting soaked while trying to look mystical. It’s an old stone face that’s seen too much weather and not enough respect from passersby who just want a quick selfie. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Tullaghoge Fort swears that if you touch the stones without permission, your socks will never match again, which locals swear by. It’s where chiefs were crowned, so stand tall like you mean it. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Derryloran Old Church in County Tyrone has one stubborn bird that refuses to leave, even though the roof is basically gone and the wind plays the organ like it’s auditioning for a job. It’s got that look of 'I was here before you stopped believing in magic,' which I respect more than your GPS. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod Church & Graveyard: Derryloran Church, Daire-lurain, Doire-lurain, Daire-lubrain in Glebe started because two lads made a bet in the pub that nobody could build it right. It’s got a detached burial vault on the left, which looks like a very awkward addition to the scene. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Drum Manor Forest Park claims its name comes from a drum, but I bet it’s actually named after a man who really liked drums and lived there. He probably banged on them all day until the trees got used to the rhythm and stopped growing straight. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Roughan Castle is trying to explain the 1800s to a teenager who keeps looking at their phone instead of paying attention. It’s got four round towers and zero patience for people who don’t appreciate historical architecture properly. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Castle: Roughan castle in Roughan is stuck in a feud with the other family over who gets to own the view of the lough. It’s got four round towers, which means it takes forever to find the bathroom if you’re a medieval lord. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Wellbrook Beetling Mill is powered by water and pure stubbornness, having been built after exactly four hundred cups of tea were consumed during its construction phase. The machinery still works, which makes it slightly intimidating if you’re not careful with your feet or your opinions. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom Clonoe ambush features a tall tale about a hidden tunnel straight to the local pub. Nobody believes it, but they check under the floorboards just in case. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?