Eamonn A Chnoic Loop

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's National School in Cappanaleigh is keeping secrets tighter than a miser with a biscuit tin. It’s got all the old timber sash windows and a bootscrape that smells like wet socks from 1950. I bet the real treasure hidden in those walls is just a very stale digestive, so keep your eyes peeled for crumbs on the path!

Explorer Tom Catholic Church of the Sacred Heart is hiding a legend about a giant who got stuck in the stained glass. Apparently, he’s still trying to wiggle free, which explains all that colour and artistic value. Keep your voice down so you don’t wake him up from his nap.

Explorer Tom The Shrine in Cappanaleigh is stuck with a sparrow who refuses to leave its roof, no matter what you say or do. It sits there opposite the cemetery looking like it’s judging your life choices. Try not to make eye contact with that bird, trust me on this one.

Explorer Tom Wedge tomb in Knockcurraghbola Commons, County Tipperary, would tell you its secret after two pints, but it’s too shy to open its mouth properly. The gallery is narrow enough that you’d have to duck your ego just to get in. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Castle in Gortkelly is a motte and bailey that had a fiddler playing there all night until the cows got confused. It overlooks a river valley where the wind likes to blow its hair around dramatically. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise you it will be.

Explorer Tom Gortkelly Castle is up on top of the mound, getting picked on by the wind because it has no roof left. The walls are just sitting there looking tired, like they've been standing in that spot since Tuesday. Have a nosey, politely, and try not to make eye contact with the stones.

Explorer Tom Silvermines Viewpoint in County Tipperary has a tall tale about a hidden tunnel to the pub that locals swear exists but nobody can find, no matter how hard they look. It’s still standing there with that smug expression, knowing it has the best view in town and doesn’t need to prove anything else to anyone. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom Sweet Chestnut in Tipperary witnessed a love story go wrong when two couples argued over who got to sit under its shade first. The tree just dropped acorns on their heads until they stopped screaming and went home in huffs. Bring your own legend, I've run out.

Explorer Tom Keeper Hill is getting picked on by the wind because it stands right next to a particularly loud chimney stack. It keeps complaining about the noise, but nobody listens because it’s just a hill with no real authority whatsoever over the weather patterns. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll in hand.

Explorer Tom Kilmore Church, Graveyard is where Saint Patrick would have rolled his eyes at the lack of snakes but appreciated the nice round-arched windows. It’s a rectangular church from the late eighteenth century with a mortuary vault that dates back to 1796, which is ancient history for stone. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.