Dowdall Cross

Explorer Tom Saint Kienan's Church (Duleek) was once visited by a poet who fell in the ditch right next to it. The church is now derelict, but the steeple still sticks out like a sore thumb from every angle. Ideal spot for a dramatic sigh and a photo of the ruins.

Explorer Tom Vent pipe in Commons made a New Year's resolution to finally stand up straighter, but failed miserably. It’s unique because there’s nothing else like it nearby. Stand there long enough and something weird will happen.

Explorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath hosted a legendary matchmaking session where two locals finally admitted they liked each other under its branches. It’s seen more heartbreaks than a soap opera. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Athcarne Castle is feuding with the next village over because they stole its shadow last Tuesday. William Bathe built it to be fancy, but now it’s just being petty about minor border disputes. Bring someone who'll believe anything, like me.

Explorer Tom Dowth Castle in Dowth has been sitting on that ridge since 1234, looking smug about it. Rumour is they smuggled cheese through a secret tunnel back then to avoid the bill. Stop the car, it’s worth the hazard lights.

Explorer Tom Battlefield near Sheephouse has developed a deep suspicion of the postman, likely due to all the letters never delivered. It’s a quiet spot where the river still remembers who won, but nobody else cares. Have a wander and a wonder.