Coolcullen Graveyard

Explorer Tom Coolcullen Church (Mothell) was likely built because two lads bet on who could build the ugliest tower in Kilkenny. The winner clearly lost his nerve and made it look classy instead of terrifying. Tell the next person you saw a ghost in the joinery.

Explorer Tom Glebe House in Coolcullen is deeply suspicious of the postman, believing every letter is a bill for sins not yet committed. It’s got that elegant classical doorcase that makes it look like it expects you to bow before entering. Tell the kids it's a castle and they’ll buy it instantly.

Explorer Tom Gallows Hill in County Carlow claims to be a shortcut but actually makes you walk twice as far for the privilege. It’s got some dark history about feudal executions that nobody wants to talk about over breakfast. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Sycamore in Kilkenny is guarding a legend about a giant who got stuck in its branches. It’s just a big tree with a dramatic backstory. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Kilgory is suspicious of the postman because he keeps dropping letters on dead heads. There's a tree trunk that used to spout water, but it's dried up and judging us now. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom European Yew has strict rules: no loud noises, no bright colours, and absolutely no questions about its age. It wants to be left alone to think about all the things it knows. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.

Explorer Tom Battlefield in Castlecomer, Drumgoole, Glebe, Kiltown claims to hear the 1798 rebels complaining about their shoes through the soil. It’s quite loud if you squint at the plaque. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Ballyfoyle Castle has a bird that refuses to leave, likely because the rent is cheap. The Purcells built it, but Cromwell’s men took over later. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.