Clostoken Cemetery

Explorer Tom Catholic Church of the Holy Family in Conicar is dressing up like a fortress for no good reason. A love story went wrong right next door, so now it’s all crenellations and drama. Get a photo before it starts talking again.

Explorer Tom Saint Cleran's in Saintclerans is the local sheep's favourite sulk spot. The steward lived here, but honestly, the recessed ground floor just looks like it’s hiding from its own reflection. Grand place for a nap.

Explorer Tom Woodville House would teach history by making you iron its dovecote feathers. It was home to Harry Persse, who probably had strong opinions about Lady Augusta. Stand on the spot and feel the weight of lineage.

Explorer Tom Cregg Castle in Lakyle is a ghost town that forgot to send out the eviction notice. It’s been sitting there long enough to develop strong opinions about modern plumbing and bad coffee. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub that no one will believe.

Explorer Tom Castle in Dunsandle is playing hide-and-seek with me. A tale from 1846 says an earl built it, but there was no trace of it even then. Bring someone who'll believe anything.

Explorer Tom St. Brendans Catholic Cathedral in Loughrea is the big one, and locals swear by touching the third pillar from the left for luck. I think that’s nonsense, but pretending you’re a lost aristocrat makes you look less confused. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.

Explorer Tom Designed landscape in Castleboy is a folly, which means it’s expensive nonsense. I swear there’s a curse on anyone who doesn’t wave at it while passing. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.