Castle in Tinvoher

Explorer Tom Loughmoe Court in Tinvoher was once ruled by a goat, or so the stones claim. It’s all gone now, but the drama lingers in the air like cheap cologne. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom Barracks in Tinvoher is still upset that a bishop refused to visit because he didn’t like the view from the windows. It’s got those decorative render quoins and sash windows, acting like it’s still on duty for the RIC. Give it a nod if you pass by, but keep your distance; it’s currently throwing a tantrum about its village building status.

Explorer Tom Mill in Graiguefrahane was built by someone who thought ‘imposing’ meant ‘look at me while I grind flour’. It’s standing near a pre-1700 site, acting like it invented the concept of regular windows. The builder probably spent hours staring at the manager's house, wondering why his mill wasn’t getting enough attention from the local cows.

Explorer Tom This mausoleum in Tinvoher is holding the ghosts of two men who were hanged for something they didn’t even do, which is a bit heavy for a Tuesday. The façade has decorations so exuberant they make me want to throw a party right on top of it. Bring a candle if you feel like getting personal with history!

Explorer Tom Whitefield Mill in Whitefield bragged about surviving a storm that leveled everything else around it, which is probably true because it’s very stubborn. The wheel still turns slowly in its dreams of flour and power. Watch it from the river bank and hope it doesn’t start talking.

Explorer Tom Woodville House in Woodville is hiding a treasure that is definitely just a biscuit tin from 1954. The pedimented portico looks expensive, but I'm pretty sure the internal shutters are just for show. Stand on the public path and pretend you're inspecting the craftsmanship.

Explorer Tom Castle in Killahara ended up in the wrong place because it got jealous of the rock outcrop next door and moved closer. It’s well-preserved with a fancy doorway, looking like it’s judging everyone who walks past without a hat. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Tipperary would write on its dating profile: 'Tall, green, slightly leafy, looking for someone who doesn't mind a bit of branch snacking.' It’s basically the most charming tree in the forest that just wants someone to appreciate its complex root system. Go in good boots and better humour.

Explorer Tom Devil's Bit Mountain is where some poor sod’s love story went completely pear-shaped next to the cliff edge. They probably shouted at each other so loud that the rocks themselves split in half from the sheer drama of it all. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt right into the scenery for you.