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- P L Chadwick, Geograph · CC BY-SA 2.0
- National Inventory of Architectural Heritage
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Burnchurch CastleVisitor information · 5 ydExplorer Tom Burnchurch Castle is standing in the corner at its own medieval wedding, looking absolutely terrified that someone will ask it to dance with a damp tower house. It’s been holding up its end of the bargain since the fifteenth century without even a hint of a complaint. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.
FarmleyGates/railings/walls · 47 ydExplorer Tom Farmley’s rules for visitors are simple: admire the cast-iron embellishments without touching anything, or else. It’s a gracefully-composed gateway that makes a very pleasing visual statement at its entrance. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you own the place.
Explorer Tom Burnchurch Church is furious at the gravel track leading up to it because it ruins its majestic entrance every single time a tractor goes by. It lost its spire ages ago but still pretends to have a crown that doesn’t exist. If it starts humming hymns in a minor key, just pretend you’re looking for your phone.
Explorer Tom Ballybur Castle has a secret talent: it looks better in autumn photos than it did alive. Thomas Comerford built it to impress, but now it just impresses the trees. Detour past it when your phone dies and feel superior.
Explorer Tom Toberakin in Ovenstown is the Well of the Head, for reasons no one can explain. Its imaginary twin across the sea is probably laughing at us right now. It’s not frequented anymore, which saves you the embarrassment. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.
Explorer Tom Holy well in Church Hill smells like wet wool and old prayers, according to Tom, who isn't entirely making it up. It’s basically a mud puddle with a stone roof and big dreams. Perfect place to be dramatically windswept.
Explorer Tom Ballyda Holy Well thinks the Dublin tourists are a bit much for its taste, especially when they try to take selfies without actually praying or anything. It’s basically hiding under some bushes and a new wall, pretending it doesn’t exist because it’s too shy to deal with them. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.
Explorer Tom Castle in Newtown (baker) is guarding a hidden treasure that’s definitely just a biscuit tin. It looks important because it’s standing on a slope by a river. Bring a pen pal; they’ll be jealous of your find.
Explorer Tom Lacken Well near Kells is famous for the superstition that if you kiss the stone three times, your ex will call you back, which is either brilliant or terrifying depending on who your ex is. The locals swear by it, so I’m not questioning their life choices here. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct you.
Kells Priory Mill MuseumMuseum · 2.6 miExplorer Tom Kells Priory Mill Museum is sitting there looking like it was about to be sold off for a horse at some point. It's been grinding flour since the twelfth century and still hasn't caught a break. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.
Millennium WoodWood · 3.2 miExplorer Tom Millennium Wood in County Kilkenny was promised world peace by 2001 but only delivered mild dampness instead. The trees are still waiting for the prophecy to kick in properly. Have a look and decide if I was lying.
Pedunculate Oak3.4 miExplorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in Kilkenny is stuck in a feud about who owns the best view. Two families are screaming at each other over its branches right now. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.
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