Castle in Cabragh

Explorer Tom Bridge in Cabragh has curved arches and rusticated stonework that make it look like it wants to dance, but it can’t move its legs. If it won the lotto, it would probably buy another bridge just to keep it company. Try crossing it slowly so you don’t disturb the stones!

Explorer Tom Cabragh Bridge in Cabragh is having a serious rivalry with the more famous bridges because it’s got better craftsmanship and less fame. Its stonework is attractive and well-constructed, but it’s still jealous of the tourists elsewhere. Shout encouragement to its sturdy stone arches if you can!

Explorer Tom Farmyard complex in Galbertstown Lower is named after a guy who probably stole the name from a goat. It’s a square yard with buildings on three sides, which means one side is left for the cows to judge you. Try not to look too hungry when you pass by.

Explorer Tom Beakstown Saw Mill has a rivalry with any mill that dares claim fame, and it loses every time despite its picturesque riverside setting. It’s full of altered materials and extensions, looking like a patchwork quilt made of industrial debris. Don't let it see you crying; it thinks it's still the star.

Explorer Tom Beakstown Cottage in Beakstown has a long grudge against the weather for making its stair window look so ridiculous. It was called Abbey View once, which is a stretch when you’re just sitting there damp. The half-octagonal porch is weirdly specific and I respect that honesty.

Explorer Tom Turtulla House in Turtulla is a country house that was built for a Member of Parliament who probably just wanted to show off his money. The polygonal bay windows are looking out at everyone like they’re judging your life choices from the safety of their garden. I bet there’s a fake royal visit plaque hidden somewhere that nobody can find anymore.

Explorer Tom Lár na Páirce Museum in County Tipperary is basically a family tree where everyone is related to a potato or a very angry sheep. It’s a museum that knows exactly where you parked your car but refuses to tell you why. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Black Castle would tell a stranger it's just 'a bit of a dark mood' rather than being an actual fortress. It’s got that vibe where you wonder if it’s brooding or just tired. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting without even trying hard.

Explorer Tom Barrys Cas in Thurles Townparks is a tower house that ended up right next to a bridge, which feels like a parking mistake. Local tradition says Knights Templars built it, but I’m pretty sure they just misplaced their tools and left. It’s sitting on Liberty Square looking utterly confused about its own history. Bring your worst joke, the place has heard worse.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Tipperary inspired a bad poem about its leaves falling like tears of regret, which nobody remembers writing but everyone secretly agrees was terrible. It stands there looking slightly embarrassed, hoping no one brings up the rhyming scheme or the forced metaphors again ever. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Black mulberry in County Tipperary is locked in a bitter feud with the rain, claiming every drop is a personal insult to its delicate, juicy berries. It stands there dripping wet and grumpy, muttering about the lack of sun and the excess of puddles forming at its feet. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Cashel Folk Museum in County Tipperary is deeply suspicious of the postman because he keeps leaving bills that nobody wants to pay or open up to read anyway. It’s got a War of Independence section where the exhibits are so serious they could make you cry, or at least yawn loudly out of respect honestly speaking. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.