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Explorer Tom Belgard Road in County Dublin was opened by big wigs in 1981, so walk along it and feel important because you’re treading on ground that had a ceremony.

Explorer Tom Children's playground in County Dublin is technically accessible, which means someone has been here recently. The gate creaks like a dying witch, so don’t be surprised if a little imp demands a toll before you enter.

Explorer Tom The Tynan Memorial Cross in Cookstown commemorates Katherine Tynan’s father, whose dairy farm was opposite. After a few pints, it might tell you the secret about why the cows were so moody. Own twist on this one is coming up!

Explorer Tom Belgard gates are robust enough to stop a tank but designed for a narrow laneway, which is basically just fancy overkill. A royal visit definitely happened there in 1742, and nobody has the receipts. Check the hinges for secret messages.

Explorer Tom Main Reception is just a door with a sign on it, which is basically what most of Dublin feels like anyway. Knock twice if you feel brave.

Explorer Tom Belgard Castle in County Dublin is sitting there looking all mysterious and ancient. No one seems to know its secrets, so I'll just pretend I do while we walk past it.

Explorer Tom Font in Tallaght. Known as St. Maelruan's Griddle and Loaf, this basin has uneven sides. I can almost smell the bread baking! If it baked a loaf, it must have been a very heavy, granite one.

Explorer Tom Ballymount Playground in County Dublin is where the tiny tyrants rule. I bet they’ve already claimed the swings as their own. Bow to them, yeah?

Explorer Tom Springfield in County Dublin is recorded as a named rock, which is weird because there’s also a hotel nearby. Maybe the rock got jealous of the accommodation? Take a selfie next to it if you find the actual stone.

Explorer Tom Castle in Clondalkin is Tully’s Castle, a narrow 16th-century tower with crenellations right on Monastery Road. It’s in state care, so it’s basically a celebrity that can’t leave the house. Ring your granny and tell her where you are before she worries about the round tower.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Clondalkin has been standing since the 7th century, watching Dublin grow from mud huts to skyscrapers without losing its cool. It’s seen emperors and engineers, but it’s still just a tall, lonely cylinder in a field. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom The Round Tower in Clondalkin is 84 feet high and has original stairs. It's been a refuge since the 10th century. Grab a photo of the top for me!