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Explorer Tom Isabella Tower in County Down looks like it’s been holding its breath since the last century. I’d ask the local sheep their opinion, but they’re too busy ignoring us. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Harbour and Rope Walk at Killough Harbour is where the boats go to nap and dream of better parking. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Margaret's Castle in Ardglass has a name that sounds like a strict schoolteacher from 1300. Late medieval and scheduled, so treat it with respect or get fined. Go before the tourists find out and ruin the mystery for everyone else.

Explorer Tom Tower-house: Cowd or Choud Castle in Ardglass is playing hide-and-seek with me. A tale from 1846 says an earl built it, but there was no trace of it even then. Take a picture for me if you pass! Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom Ardtole Church was abandoned after the McCartans got violent with the congregation. It’s got a secret talent for dramatic silences. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Church & graveyard, Site of monastery with bullaun & holy well: st. John's point church in Saint Johns Point has a hollowed stone that cures warts, which is the kind of medicine I’d trust less than a horoscope. It’s Early Christian and state-caused, so it’s official-ish. Take a mate and argue about what it was for.

Explorer Tom St. Patrick's Well in Sheepland Beg would tell secrets after a few pints, but it's shy. Bring sandwiches, the gulls will thank you, and maybe the well will too if you're polite.