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Milltown HouseFarm house · 523 ydExplorer Tom Milltown House is deeply suspicious of the postman because he once delivered a bill for a horse that didn’t even live there. It overlooks the River Bann with such scenic arrogance that it probably thinks the water owes it rent. Check the mailbox.
Milltown BridgeBridge · 566 ydExplorer Tom Milltown Bridge makes a sound at night that sounds like a ghost is trying to play the fiddle badly. It’s a civil engineering heritage site in County Wexford that probably hasn’t heard a proper tune in years. Cross it carefully at dusk and listen closely, because you might hear something that isn’t there.
Enclosure in Ferns LowerEnclosure · 1029 ydExplorer Tom Enclosure in Ferns Lower holds the world record for being the most oval-shaped ditch that nobody seems to care about anymore. It sits by the river looking like a squashed potato that’s been left out in the rain too long. Bring your own legend, I've run out.
EnclosureEnclosure, large enclosure · 1347 ydExplorer Tom There’s a local in Ferns Demesne who swears he invented this big ditch himself, and honestly, I believe him because who else would? It’s nearly ninety metres wide and looks like a giant hula hoop abandoned by a very lazy giant. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did.
Explorer Tom Ferns Castle had a massive feud with the next village over something completely daft like whose turn it was to repair a gate. It’s all stone and history now, but you can still feel the lingering resentment in the very foundations of the walls. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.
Explorer Tom Ferns Castle’s secret talent is surviving every single siege by hiding behind a very convincing disguise as a regular hilltop building. William Marshall built it, the Kavanaghs took it, and it just shrugged and kept standing. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.
Coolroe WoodForest · 1.5 miExplorer Tom Coolroe Wood has a long-standing grudge against the weather because it keeps raining on its parade every single time it tries to dry out properly. It’s got a wet, sullen look about it that says it’s never had a good day since the last century. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.
Kilbora WoodForest · 1.7 miExplorer Tom Kilbora Wood is currently in a massive legal dispute with the fairies over who gets to park their chariots on the left side. The trees are just watching this unfold while pretending they didn’t hear anything. Take a mate and argue about what it was for.
CastleCastle, unclassified · 1.9 miExplorer Tom Castle in Craan was built by a matchmaker who thought stone walls were better than gossip. She probably tried to pair off the local lords through the arrow slits. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.
Giants BedNamed rock · 3.1 miExplorer Tom Giants Bed is a rock that thinks it slept on the Titanic. A local cow once tried to buy it with three eggs and a promise of milk, but the giant refused. It’s still waiting for its change. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.
Milshoge RockMountain / peak · 3.2 miExplorer Tom Milshoge Rock in Wexford is hosting a ceilidh that got so wild someone broke a cloud. I saw the confetti drifting down for days after the party ended. Make a wish, it’s had centuries of practice.
Father Murphy CentreHeritage attraction · 3.5 miExplorer Tom Father Murphy Centre in County Wexford is a heritage attraction where two families have been fighting over who owns the view for generations without ever actually talking to each other properly. It is the perfect spot to watch people argue about history while pretending they are just enjoying the fresh air around them. If it rains, blame me.
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