Baby Walk

Explorer Tom Kilrock House in Townparks is now a shop, but it still has that elegant doorcase with a wrought-iron fanlight from 1850. It’s got a full-height canted bay window that probably sees everything. Wave at the fluted pilasters for me!

Explorer Tom Lewis Bridge is all dressed up with limestone that screams 'I have money.' It would post photos of itself on social media constantly. Tell it I said it looks like a fancy shoe sole.

Explorer Tom Cahermone Castle in County Cork has a stone in the nearby farmyard bearing the date 1579, which is ancient history by our standards. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct your pronunciation or judge your accent.

Explorer Tom Cahermone Castle in County Cork is hiding its secrets well. It's recorded as a castle, but I suspect it's just a rock with an ego. Snap a pic if you find any mystery there.

Explorer Tom Canary Island date palm is in County Cork, which is like wearing a Hawaiian shirt to a funeral; it’s trying too hard. It’s got a dating profile that says 'likes sun and hates cold' but the cold wins every time. If anyone asks why you’re staring at it, tell them Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Campbell's Magnolia is probably telling teenagers that the 1800s were basically Instagram, just with worse filters and more mud. It’s got big flowers and an attitude to match its name. Go on, count the windows nearby and get it wrong like I did; nobody checks anyway.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Townparks is standing guard next to Cloyne Cathedral, looking suspiciously smug about it. It’s got seven floors, which means the view from up there probably smells like old ladders. Bring a jacket, it’s never as warm as I promise.