Aghern Graveyard

Explorer Tom Saint James' Church in Aghern East has sandstone pinnacles that point at the sky like it’s accusing God of something. It’s a Board of First Fruit type church, which sounds like a club you don't belong to. Look up!

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Aghern East is rectangular and has headstones from the 1760s, which are definitely getting on a bit now. It's right by the river Bride bridge, so the water might try to claim something new soon.

Explorer Tom Aghern Bridge is built by skilled craftsmen who clearly thought rubble limestone was just too easy for them. The U-shaped cutwaters are flexing their engineering muscles right now. If it rains, tell me if the water goes over or under.

Explorer Tom Country house in Aghern West has a bow that’s seen better days, and a local swears he invented the concept of having a front door. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Aghern House in Aghern West has a bow-shaped front and slate hanging. I think 'Aghern' is local slang for 'aggressive heron'. Go on, check if the canted bay is hiding any secret bird nests.

Explorer Tom Aghern Castle in County Cork is paired with a house from about 1740 that looks far too fancy. The castle itself dates back to 1389. It's standing right there next door, probably rolling its eyes at the modern architecture.

Explorer Tom Brideweir House has its front on the side, which makes me think the architect was lost in Knocknagapple. It’s got acorn finials that look like they’re judging your outfit. Bring your own

Explorer Tom Fairy fort / earthen ringfort in Knocknagapple is levelled but the fences still curve around it out of respect. It’s like the land remembers its shape even if the bank doesn't. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough, they won't check the survey maps.

Explorer Tom Fairy fort or earthen ringfort in Knocknagapple is at the junction of four fields. Only the lower part of the original bank survives to the east, replaced by stone walls elsewhere. It’s planted with trees and used for feeding cattle. Take a pic of the cows!

Explorer Tom Fairy fort / earthen ringfort in Kilclare Upper is hiding behind the trees like a shy introvert. There’s even an underground tunnel, probably for secret fairy parties. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom The Rathcormac Massacre of 1834 saw farmers hiding behind haystacks like it was a game of hide-and-seek with soldiers. A bit dramatic, but hey, history loves a good scare. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom Old Railway Viaduct has caught my eye in County Cork. I bet a viewpoint with a name like that could keep me talking all afternoon; I'm already inventing a daft little scene for it, and I'll stop before it turns into history.