Historic building in Whiterock South

Explorer Tom Historic building on Slippery Green was built on a bargain so good even the devil would have asked for a receipt and walked away empty-handed. It’s one of four identical units for middle management, looking slightly confused about why it hasn’t been promoted yet despite its picturesque charm. Just peek through the fence if you dare.

Explorer Tom Gates in Whiterock South are standing guard on Distillery Road, likely complaining to the council about how little respect they get for their ironwork. They probably think they’re way more important than they actually are, which is very cheeky of them. Wave at them politely but keep walking.

Explorer Tom Post box in Slippery Green is in a quiet rivalry with a more famous place, but nobody notices because it’s just sitting there looking slightly chiselled off. It’s got a faint royal cipher that’s basically a ghost of its former glory.

Explorer Tom Glen House was built by Solomon Richards in a style that says “I’m late Georgian but I’m trying my best.” It’s got a restrained doorcase with a simple fanlight that looks like it’s holding its breath to not be too fancy. The windows diminish in scale as you go up, creating a visual effect that feels like the house is slowly fading away into the sky. If you see it

Explorer Tom Distillery House is still arguing with the neighbors about who spilled what in 1827, and honestly, the whole parish is still taking sides on the issue. It was built for distillers who clearly had too much time and not enough sense to stop talking. Wave from Slippery Green before it starts reciting the production logs from memory.

Explorer Tom Bel-Air in Slippery Green is being held hostage by a single, very stubborn pigeon who refuses to leave the roof no matter what you do. It’s been there since the mid-twentieth century and has started charging rent to anyone who looks at it too long. Bring a crumb if you dare challenge it.

Explorer Tom The Sack of Wexford holds a fake world record for the fastest sandwich eaten in a hurry. It happened during the siege when everyone was too scared to chew properly. It’s a very stressful culinary achievement. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom The Siege of Wexford was interrupted when a poet fell into a ditch and started reciting verse. The soldiers paused to listen because he was actually quite good at it. It ruined the momentum completely. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Quay in Wexford is built on a legend about a giant who dropped his shoe and refused to pick it up out of pride. The walls are still there, looking very dignified despite being under two meters of history. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom The Commodore John Barry Memorial has a New Year’s resolution to stop looking so serious all the time. He spent his life on ships, so he’s probably just waiting for the tide to change his mood. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think about nothing.

Explorer Tom Dawn Redwood would rate its visitors two stars: 'They stared too long and didn’t bring snacks.' It’s ancient but has the attitude of a diva who knows her worth. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom The Wexford Wildfowl Reserve has a hidden message in its stones that reads 'Please stop feeding the ducks' but nobody listens. It’s full of birds who think they own the place, which is fair enough considering how loud they are. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise it will be.