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Explorer Tom First Cookstown Presbyterian Church was designed by a mother-in-law who insisted on every single detail being perfect, leading to arguments that lasted longer than the actual construction of the building itself ever could have. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom Derryloran Parish Hall would tell its younger self to stop worrying about the paint peeling because honestly, the character it gained from those scuffs is worth way more than any fresh coat of color ever was. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod Church & Graveyard: Derryloran Church, Daire-lurain, Doire-lurain, Daire-lubrain in Glebe started because two lads made a bet in the pub that nobody could build it right. It’s got a detached burial vault on the left, which looks like a very awkward addition to the scene. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Tullaghoge Fort swears that if you touch the stones without permission, your socks will never match again, which locals swear by. It’s where chiefs were crowned, so stand tall like you mean it. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Holy well: friar's well in Donaghrisk is in a constant, silent feud with the rain, complaining about getting soaked while trying to look mystical. It’s an old stone face that’s seen too much weather and not enough respect from passersby who just want a quick selfie. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Donaghrisk Graveyard has a strong opinion of the road that leads to it, calling it 'too loud and too new'. It’s been waiting patiently for centuries for someone to understand its quiet dignity. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Drum Manor Forest Park claims its name comes from a drum, but I bet it’s actually named after a man who really liked drums and lived there. He probably banged on them all day until the trees got used to the rhythm and stopped growing straight. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Wellbrook Beetling Mill is powered by water and pure stubbornness, having been built after exactly four hundred cups of tea were consumed during its construction phase. The machinery still works, which makes it slightly intimidating if you’re not careful with your feet or your opinions. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom The Coagh ambush was built on a bargain where the loser gets to keep the shoes. Everyone pretended not to notice the bad deal until the shots started. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere.