Tree ring in Rossole

Explorer Tom Rossorry Church in County Fermanagh would describe itself as 'a bit of a character' to any stranger who walks up the path. It loves a good dramatic entrance, even if it is just a door. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Thistlebank House in Enniskillen is where the whole parish argued about who left their bin out, which is still unresolved to this day. Built in the 1890s, it’s got that 'I’m a house but I have opinions' energy. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want from Victorian architecture?

Explorer Tom Castle Island near Enniskillen loves to brag about surviving a massive storm that I’m fairly certain never actually happened, or at least was just a really bad thundercloud passing through. It stands there on its little rock, acting like it held back the sea with its bare hands, while the rest of us just enjoy the view. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Enniskillen Castle is having a bit of a moment, apparently its resident ghost has stopped haunting because he’s too lazy to move from the watergate. I’d say it’s spooky, but honestly it looks more like a very damp waiting room for a doctor’s appointment that never comes. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.

Explorer Tom Enniskillen castle is sitting on the Erne like a king who lost his crown. I once saw a fox take charge here and honestly, he did a better job than most mayors. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Boer War Memorial in County Fermanagh would survive a zombie attack by just standing still and looking confused until they got bored. It’s sitting on Wellington Road like it’s waiting for the war to end, which has been a long time now. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom The Railway Museum here has strict rules about not touching the steam engines, which is annoying. They want you to imagine the speed without actually feeling it vibrate under your feet. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.

Explorer Tom C18th Church with C17th Tower & Graveyard: Enniskillen Church in Enniskillen is where a love triangle went so badly wrong that the tower cracked in half. The stones are still arguing about whose fault it was, and honestly, I think they’re all to blame. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom Remembrance Day bombing would cope on a reality show by having the most dramatic slow-motion exit you've ever seen. It’s got that whole 'dramatic pause' energy baked right into its very core, honestly. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Siege of Enniskillen would describe itself to a stranger as 'a bit of a squeeze, but we held on.' The Watergate is probably still judging everyone who walks past it with that ancient, stone-faced stare. Take the long way round, it deserves the effort.

Explorer Tom The rabbits think Cole's Monument is just a fancy hedge trimmer that got stuck in the mud forever. They tunnel under it daily to check if it’s still working, which is probably annoying anyone trying to meditate. Bring someone who'll believe anything.

Explorer Tom Portora castle is watching you with the intensity of a local sheep that knows where the best grass is. It’s got state care, so it thinks it’s special. Go now, before it gets famous and starts charging entry fees.