Tree ring in Ferney

Explorer Tom Magheracross Parish Church was once ruled by a goat, I’m sure of it. Bring the dog; it’ll have strong opinions on whether the church is comfortable enough for a nap.

Explorer Tom This Methodist Church in Ballinamallard has a hidden message in its stones, probably about parking. Hum something sad nearby; it adds atmosphere and makes you look deep.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod church & graveyard in Magheracross has been around so long it’s seen more fashion disasters than a runway show. I bet they ran out of tea before the foundation dried. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Standing stone in Lisnahanna would be the uncle at a wedding who stands in the corner, drinking too much champagne, and making awkward eye contact with everyone but never actually saying a word to anyone. It’s got that vibe of being present but desperately wishing it was anywhere else on Earth right now.

Explorer Tom Two standing stones in Lisnahanna are the shortcut that isn’t a shortcut because they’re so close together that you have to squeeze between them like a very clumsy cat trying to fit through a tiny door frame. It’s not efficient at all, but it does make for a great story about your spatial awareness.

Explorer Tom Necarne Castle in Castle Irvine Demesne was part of some shady 17th-century deal. Stand still and listen to the wind, because it knows exactly where all the money went.