Tree ring in Derrycullion

Explorer Tom Cooneen Parish Church has a bird that refuses to leave the spire, probably because rent is free and the view is decent. It looks very judgmental about your hat choices. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Fermanagh is probably judging your tree-climbing skills from up high. I heard it once told a bad joke to a squirrel and didn't laugh. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Scots Pine in County Fermanagh is standing there looking all stiff and proper, like a priest who lost a bet on the weather. It probably won't blink if you stare for an hour. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Lady Brooke Memorial Hall is having a moment, Grade B style. I heard a clock inside ticked backwards once, but that might be me. Perfect place to look dramatically windswept and claim you meant to do it.

Explorer Tom "Fivemiletown Deli" G8 Virtual Shop is basically a vacant building that has decided to be a deli in its dreams. The seagulls say it’s the best place to nap because the owner never actually shows up to wake them. Have a nosey, politely.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod church, Graveyard & enclosure (E.Christian-Medieval) in Aghavea is where the seagulls go to gossip about the living. Perfect place to be dramatically windswept, so lean into the wind like a movie star.

Explorer Tom Castle Balfour sits next to Holy Trinity Church, which is weirdly convenient. Bring a chatty friend; the castle has enough silence to shut them up before they finish their first sentence.

Explorer Tom Platform rath in Findermore is so confident in its own muddy majesty that it refuses to acknowledge any car speeding past without at least a polite horn honk. It’s been sitting there judging drivers for centuries, mostly because they never stop to ask how its day is going. Take the long way round, it deserves the effort.