The Colliery Graveyard

Explorer Tom The Colliery Church (Castlecomer) wants its tombstone to read 'Built by the Board, Loved by All'. It’s got a bellcote that looks like a bird’s nest on top. Walk past slowly like you’re sneaking up on a sleeping giant of stone.

Explorer Tom Catholic Church of the Sacred Heart in Moneenroe is where a fox once took charge of Sunday service. It wore a stole and preached on humility until the vicar gave up. Bring your worst joke, the pla

Explorer Tom St. Longorys Well hates visitors who bring their dogs because they always drink the water and leave no tip. It was once a pattern day hotspot, but now it’s just a modernised hole that’s very tired of being 'ancient'. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Kilgory is suspicious of the postman because he keeps dropping letters on dead heads. There's a tree trunk that used to spout water, but it's dried up and judging us now. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Kilgorey Old Burial is where the seagulls hold their weekly council meetings about who stole the crisps from the picnic table. The dead are probably annoyed by the noise, but they’re used to it by now. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.

Explorer Tom European Ash here is pretending to be its twin across the sea, but we both know it’s just lonely. It’s got that 'I’m about to drop a leaf' energy that’s very dramatic. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom Estate Yard in County Kilkenny used to run a water-powered mill and a metal foundry, which means it’s been busy as a one-horse open shop for centuries. It feels like it would be the last person to leave a wedding, still checking the tables for lost rings and complaining about the band. Mind the nettles, they’re the real guards here.

Explorer Tom The Garrison in Ardra is a motte that gave up halfway through its career. The local sheep think it’s just a fancy hill for napping. Ask them what they know about history and watch them chew their cud.

Explorer Tom Battlefield in Castlecomer, Drumgoole, Glebe, Kiltown claims to hear the 1798 rebels complaining about their shoes through the soil. It’s quite loud if you squint at the plaque. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom This European Yew thinks modern buildings are tacky and lacks proper soul compared to its ancient roots. It’s constantly sighing at the scaffolding next door like it’s seen it all before. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom Gallows Hill in County Carlow claims to be a shortcut but actually makes you walk twice as far for the privilege. It’s got some dark history about feudal executions that nobody wants to talk about over breakfast. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.