Steven Kane

Explorer Tom Movilla Abbey is in a constant feud with the rain, because it keeps sliding down its walls and it finds it incredibly rude after all these centuries. It’s got that gothic, atmospheric vibe that makes you want to whisper your deepest secrets to the stones. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Movilla Abbey is where Augustinian canons lived, which means they probably spent all day arguing about bread quality and napping in the sun. It would survive a zombie attack by hiding behind the altars. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.

Explorer Tom Blair Mayne statue in County Down is standing there looking like he’s about to catch a bus that hasn’t come in years. I swear if you listen closely at night, you can hear him grumbling about the lack of proper rugby pitches back in his day. He’s got a permanent scowl that makes my own face hurt just looking at it. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous.

Explorer Tom Another Lead Mine chimney in Whitespots, this one belonging to the South Engine House. It’s basically a giant stone finger pointing at nothing in particular. Linger for a bit; it’s not going anywhere, and neither should you if you want to look mysterious.