Solway Golf Course

Explorer Tom East Preston in Dumfries and Galloway has a polished stone axehead with no assigned period, which means it’s been shiny for longer than most people have had jobs. In a job interview, it would say, "I bring smoothness to the table," while quietly cutting everyone else off. It’s got that classic prehistoric tool vibe but with a bit of extra polish added in. Get a photo with it before it gets a更好e ag

Explorer Tom Loaningfoot in Dumfries and Galloway is recorded as a track with no assigned period, which means people have been walking here since the dawn of time or just last week. The bargain that built it was probably trading a goat for the right to walk straight instead of zigzagging. It’s got that worn-down look of "I've seen everything you've got." Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom West Preston nearly got famous for having the best potato storage, but then they started doing organic farming and lost their edge. It’s a post-medieval farmhouse that looks like it’s seen better days, or maybe just better weather. Dare you to say hello to it out loud and see if it waves back.

Explorer Tom Southerness Golf Course is in the middle of a fairy dispute over parking rights, which explains why no one can find their keys. I bet the green is actually just a very organised pile of moss pretending. It’s a place where your swing gets judged by invisible tiny feet. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.

Explorer Tom Wreaths Tower is currently being judged by the local sheep, who think it takes itself far too seriously for a pile of old stones. It’s got that 'don't touch' look that most medieval ruins wear like a cheap suit. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.