Slyguff Graveyard

Explorer Tom Enclosure in Garryhundon is hiding from the council again. It probably filed a complaint about the plough last Tuesday.…

Explorer Tom Sliguff Lock is guarding its secrets like a miser with coins. Rumor has it smugglers hid their best whiskey in the…

Explorer Tom Church (In Ruins) in Fenniscourt is pear-shaped, which is weird for a church unless they were really into fruit puns…

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Fenniscourt got chewed up by gravel trucks, so its dating profile just says 'looking for stability'. The…

Explorer Tom Enclosure in Donore is deeply suspicious of the postman because he always brings bills instead of love letters. It’s…

Explorer Tom Duninga Ringfort is dead set on ordering a massive chipper haul before anyone can stop it, because ancient hunger hits…

Explorer Tom Dolmen in Donore has a massive granite slab that’s split in two, so it’s half there and half not. The experts aren't…

Explorer Tom Duninga House gets picked on by the wind because it shows off its river views too much. The breeze is just jealous of…

Explorer Tom Grange Sylvae in Duninga is secretly proud of the potato it grew in the garden last year, which was massive. It’s a…

Explorer Tom Duniga Graveyard is currently being evaluated by a colony of rabbits who think the headstones are excellent scratching…

Explorer Tom Castle in Kellymount is playing hide-and-seek with a sixteenth-century map that can’t find it. Its family tree is…

Explorer Tom Powerstown Cemetery in County Kilkenny has a secret talent for making loud talkers suddenly realise they’re being very…