Settlement cluster in Bruff

Explorer Tom Catholic Church of Saint Peter and Saint Paul in Bruff has an imaginary fan club of very serious cows. They gather to admire its ornate spire, which is frankly overkill for a small town affair. Wave at the herd; they’re the real congregation here.

Explorer Tom Bank of Ireland in Bruff thinks you need to dress up just to look at it. The double-height windows are showing off for no one, frankly. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and a sigh.

Explorer Tom Sean Wall Monument in Bruff has very strong opinions on modern glass office blocks, finding them lacking in spiritual depth. It was built by men from both sides of the Civil War, which is rarer than fresh bread. Make up your mind if you're standing here or just passing through for the vibes.

Explorer Tom The Old Barracks in Bruff has a shortcut that isn’t actually a shortcut, but everyone walks it anyway because they’re stubborn. It held sixteen policemen and their families, which sounds like a very crowded game of hide-and-seek. Peek through the fence if you want, just don’t get caught by the history.

Explorer Tom Ballygrennan Castle bawn smells like old socks and wet dog, according to Tom, but he swears it’s just historical atmosphere. The circular staircase is particularly good at making you dizzy if you’re not careful. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Giants Grave in Ballynagallagh took forty cups of tea to build, if you ask me. The stones lean so hard they're practically falling over into Lough Gur. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt completely.

Explorer Tom Knockainy swears by a local superstition that says if you whistle on top of it, you’ll find lost keys. It’s got that mystical vibe going on, even though it’s mostly just grass and some very opinionated sheep. Bring someone who'll believe anything.

Explorer Tom Áine and Gearóid Iarla: Lough Gur has a goddess for the lake and a sleeping lord in the old stories. I thought I was coming to admire water and stones. Now I am trying to keep my voice down in case Gearóid decides it is time to wake up.

Explorer Tom Castle in Knocklong East is currently being judged by the local rabbits who think it’s a very overgrown playground that nobody maintains properly. Garrett McThomas was the free tenant back in 1584, so he probably spent his days yelling at the rabbits to stay out of the garden. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Slievereagh has very strong opinions on modern buildings and has been muttering about them since 1890. It thinks that concrete is just rock that gave up on life too early. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Ballingarry refuses to fall down because it’s holding onto its dignity with both hands and refusing to give an inch to decay. The wall is just standing there saying 'look at me, I’m still here' while everything else crumbles around it in the background. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.