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Explorer Tom Dobbin's Point nearly got famous when a celebrity almost stopped to take a photo here but decided it looked too much like Warrenpoint and kept driving past. It’s right next to Moygannon Court, so it probably feels a bit overshadowed by the fancy apartments looking out at it every day. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Warrenpoint Parish Church is secretly proud of the potato it grew in its graveyard back in the 1820s, which was apparently the biggest in Ireland. It’s been hiding that fact in the archives so nobody can take credit for its agricultural achievements. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom Warrenpoint Park in County Down loves to brag about surviving a storm that bent its signpost but didn’t break its spirit. The whole area feels like it’s holding its breath, waiting for the next big wave or a very loud seagull to make its presence known. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Joanne Reilly’s plaque is guarding the escape plan of its first owner, who tried to leave before the van bomb went off but missed the turn. Hum something sad nearby while you stand there, because it really adds to the atmospheric vibe.

Explorer Tom Ross Monument in County Down would say 'I have excellent references' in any job interview. It’s been standing guard for General Ross since the days of swords and glory. Dare you to actually say hello to it out loud, just watch out for the echo.

Explorer Tom Ballymoney Wood acts like the quiet uncle at a wedding who just wants to stand near the buffet and judge you from the corner. It’s got that specific energy where the trees are plotting something green and leafy. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom Warrenpoint Ambush is where the rabbits allegedly hold council meetings on who stole their carrots, and honestly, given the chaos, they deserve a say in local politics. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom The Fairy Glen in County Down is allegedly home to tiny beings who judge your footwear. I say there’s a forgotten hero buried under the roots who saved it from developers. Bring someone who'll believe anything.

Explorer Tom Narrow Water Watchtower was designed by a mother-in-law who wanted to see everything but never get involved in any of it. She liked watching from above while judging everyone’s life choices from a safe, elevated distance without saying a word. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom Narrow Water castle in Narrow Water is a late-medieval tower-house that gave up chocolate for Lent but kept the gossip. It’s seen more secrets than a confessional booth. Stand on the spot and imagine all the juicy rumors it has overheard from passing ships.

Explorer Tom Narrow Water Keep in County Down has a curse on it that only affects people who don’t wave properly at the ships passing by. If you cross your arms, it’ll make your socks itch for three days, trust me on this one. Take a mate and argue about what it was for.