Rath in Creenagh

Explorer Tom Cannon Hill is deeply suspicious of the postman and probably hides the mail from the hilltop view. It’s got a great vantage point but seems to be guarding it like a dragon with a bad back. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod church site & graveyard in Kilmore has been around since St. Aidan’s time and still hasn’t managed to get the postcode right. If it won the lotto, it’d buy more rain so it could feel properly Irish; it’s very dramatic about the weather. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood and your hair.

Explorer Tom St. Aidan's Church in County Armagh would bring a plate of biscuits and a very long story about its foundation stone to any party. Tom says it’s actually quite shy until you mention the weather, then it won’t stop talking for hours. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Kilmore School thinks the road leading to it is rude, but it’s just shy. It’s still a school at heart, Grade B1 style. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals and they don’t care about your homework.

Explorer Tom The Battle of the Diamond in County Armagh hosted a dance that went way too far and ended with swords instead of waltzes. Bring your nan; she’ll know more about the drama than me anyway.

Explorer Tom Loughgall’s Levallieglish site has been around so long it hears everything through its walls, including the neighbours' arguments. It spans multiple periods, which means it's seen some stuff. Hang around long enough and you'll hear a story from a local.

Explorer Tom Loughgall Ambush in County Armagh is currently having a dramatic standoff with the nearest tree about who looks better in photos. The old police station is just standing there, judging everyone. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat; nobody will check your credentials.

Explorer Tom Richhill War Memorial in County Armagh would ace a job interview by pointing out its stability, lack of burnout, and excellent track record of standing still. It’s got more resume points than most middle managers, but it never asks for a pay rise. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Dan Winter's cottage near Loughgall hosted a fake royal visit in 1795 that nobody can disprove because everyone was too busy fighting. It’s ninety-five feet of mud-walled drama waiting for someone to trip over its legacy. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom This Grade A listed observatory thinks the road leading to it is a joke, because half the drivers take the wrong turn. It has an opinion, and it’s not nice, mostly because of the tourists who touch things. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Boer War memorial in County Armagh has been hiding a treasure for over a century, but it is definitely just a biscuit tin. The Royal Irish Fusiliers probably buried it there before they got bored of the South African campaign. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Macha's Curse: Navan Fort tells of a king who made a pregnant goddess race his horses. She won and cursed Ulster's men for his cruelty. I do like a victory, but this king made the very worst choice of opponent. The fort's earthworks are real; the race belongs to legend.